Records
The best and worst of it, taken from the Top Stats of every issue.
Every figure here was written down in an issue at the time.
Highest score
207.46pts
Third Time Charmers
2025/26 • Week 16 →The best week anyone has ever had.
From 31 weeks
Lowest score
41.76pts
Dali’s Salvadors
2024/25 • Week 6 →And the worst.
From 31 weeks
Closest game
0.02pts
God Bless Ramerica vs Changed Like Ochocinco
2024/25 • Week 8 →Known in the 2024/25 issues as the Gillette Mach 3 Award.
From 30 weeks
Biggest blowout
114.36pts
SnowshufflerJr vs Dali’s Salvadors
2024/25 • Week 6 →The Mind the Gap Award, before it was renamed.
From 29 weeks
Best individual week
61.4pts
Ja’Marr Chase
2024/25 • Week 10 →The most points a single rostered player has scored.
From 31 weeks
Most points benched
95.25pts
Team snowshufflerjr
2025/26 • Week 6 →Points left sitting on the bench. The purest form of regret.
From 31 weeks
Roll of honour
The winner renames the league for the following season. It is the only prize that leaves a mark.
| Season | Champion | Shit King |
|---|---|---|
| 2025/26 | Dali’s SalvadorsDarren Ali | Breece Lightning |
| 2024/25 | CeeDee CompilationMatt Hulme | Changed like OchoCinco |
| 2023/24 | LeytonstonersRichard Berkshire | — |
| 2022/23 | SnowshufflerJrJen Cullen | — |
| 2021/22 | SnowshufflerJrJen Cullen | — |
| 2020/21 | JamieHadALittleRamJamie Ahye | — |
| 2019/20 | Game of ThrowsAndy Saiker | — |